Sarah's family is using a vacation rentals website to rent out their Tally house until the fall. Today Sarah & I decided that they might want to list on the site that there's a turtle in the aquarium. We thought that maybe somebody might be scared of turtles or just not want one around. That's not so unreasonable...people are afraid of snakes and frogs and lizards, etc. We told her mom. Her mom asked why anyone would be afraid of a turtle. I replied:
"They might have a reptile dysfunction!"